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Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:08 pm
2 Sardars were fixing Bomb in a car..
Sardar 1 Says: wht would we do if bomb exploides while fixing..
Sardar 2 says: Dont worry i have 1 more bomb extra..
Sardar 1 says: Oye you r genious paahjji..!!
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:07 pm
SHOLE Ki team ne IPL me Bhag Liya,
GabbeR kE BowlarR Ne 20 OverR MePE 150 Run Diye,
Or
Extra Me 200 Run Diye….
Batao Kyu..???
Qki Wicket Keeper ThakuR tha…!!! 
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:07 pm
umhare ishq ne mujhko nikamma kar diya
Hara-bhara ped tha, sukha khamba kar diya
Udhaar ki fariast array baap re
Dukaan ka bill lamba kar diya
Chal rahi thi khubsurat zindagi
Tum rahi javan, mujhko dadda kar diya
By-Asim
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:06 pm
“Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh.
Bachay 2 he Achay, Biviyaan Beshak 4 rakh..”
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:05 pm
Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,
wah wah
Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,
ACP bola,
Daya zara pata to lagao,ye aam kesar hai ya haafus..?
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:04 pm
“Jab light ho out of control”
“Taar ko TU kar ke goal”
“Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal”
“AaaaLL IS WELL”
“Bijli Board kya janey kunda kahan hoga”???
“Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga”
“Tar utha Kunda laga”
“Kunda laga k bol bhayya”
“AAaAaAL IZZ WELL”……… ;-
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:03 pm
Chai wala sings..
Bholi si surat..
Aakhon mein masti..
Dur Khadi sarmaye…….Aaye haye..
Ladki :
Kali si surat..
Hath mein ketli..
Dur khada chilaye……Chai Chai..
Posted by mukeshgnim on September 20, 2010 – 6:02 pm
Pooch na unki Judai k lamhe
Hum ne kyse bitaaye,
Pani me Surf Excel mila k
Straw se bulbulay banaaye
0 o o 0 o O 0
O 0 O o o O
o o 0 0 o O
o 0 o o O O 0
