Monthly Archives: February 2011

Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya

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Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

Can U See that Pink Car

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:19 pm
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Girl:
Today’s My Birthday
Wat R U Gifting Me?
Boy:
Can U See that Pink Car On The Right Side Of The Road?
Girl:
Yah Yah
Boy:
I Am Gifting U Hair Pins Of that Same Colour:-D

Ab Sheela Ki Jawani Hai

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:19 pm
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Machli Jheel Ki Rani Hai
Jeevan Us Ka Pani Hai
Munni To Purani Hai
Ab Sheela Ki Jawani Hai :-D

Agar PATHAN bewaqoof hote hein to

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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Pathan Hai to Pakistan Hai

Dear friends!
Agar PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to:

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ka phla prime minister
“LIAQAT ALI KHAN” na hota.

1 bewqo0f
cricket world cup jetne wali team ka captain
“IMRAN KHAN” or “YOUNAS KHAN” na hota.

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ko atomic power nhi bna skta
“DR.ABDUL QADEER KHAN”

Aik bewaqo0f
37 balls pr100runs ka world record nhi bana skta
“SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI”

1 bewaqo0f
kbi Nishan-e-haider nhi pa skta
“KARNAL SHER KHAN”

1 beqo0f
squash ka world champion nhi ban skta
“JAHANGIR KHAN & JANSHER KHAN”

Respect our PATHAN brothers.
(pathan hai to pakistan hai)

I Love U

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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Hamari qismat ka ye pehlu to zara dekho
“Faraz”
jab mei ne usay kaha:  “I love u”
wo boli:
Laala maikoon  English nai  andi  Asaan taan saraiky hayen

LOFER or OFFER mein farq

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kiya farq hai?
Ager koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’
Ager koi larki larkay ko propose kare t0u ‘OFFER’
Had Ho Gayi Yar!

Mobile Company

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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Jab mangni k bad lamby arsy tak
shadi nai ki jati
to faida kis ko hota he?

“LarkY ko ..?
“NO.
“Larki ko ..?
“NO.
“Mobile company ko”

World Cup Khelny Nahi Geya

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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Yahan to Muhammad Yousuf B
World Cup Khelny Nahi Geya.
“FaRaZ ”
Or
Wo PePsi me Dhakan k Mou wala kehta Hay
k World Cup k Liye Muje B Sath Le Chalo

QASAM KHAO

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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” Q A S A M ”
Bari chah hai dil ko tujhay paanay ki,
Tujhay apna k tera ho janay ki,
Meri zaat k reshay reshay mein bikhar jaye,
Bohat hassen hai adda teray muskuranay ki,
Pass betho haath mera thaam lo
Or
” Q A S A M ”
khao,
Mujhay chor kar na janay ki.

China Cricket kiun nai khelta

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Posted by Guest on February 28, 2011 – 9:18 pm
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China cricket kiun nai khelta??
.
Kiyun k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jese h0ty hain
jo out ho jae
w0he m0o dho k phir se a sakta hai.