Monthly Archives: March 2011

when an old lady pokes u in a wedding and tells u ”u r next" poke them in a funeral

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when an old lady pokes u in a wedding and tells u ”u r next” poke them in a funeral

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A boy is crying while watching TV….

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A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What’s wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it’s not real, he’s still alive…
Boy: That’s why I’m crying.

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Eminem Says to RajniKanth…."Im Not Afraid.." Rajnikant Replies " Love The Way You Lie.."…haha

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Eminem Says to RajniKanth….”Im Not Afraid..” Rajnikant Replies ” Love The Way You Lie..”…haha

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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

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Sardar writing his medical entrance exam gives definition as follows::…

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Sardar writing his medical entrance exam gives definition as follows::
1>Antibody:::Against everybody
2>Artery:::Study of fine paintings
3>Genes:::Blue denims
4>Liposuction:::French kiss
5>Microbes:::Small dressing gowns
6>Cardiology:::Advanced study of playing cards
7>Coma:::Punctuation mark
8>Bacteria::Back door to cafeteria…

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Jug-jug jeon sade YAAR O RBA…

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Posted by Guest on March 28, 2011 – 3:10 pm
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Jug-jug jeon sade YAAR O RBA
Jehre Jano wd krde ne Sanu pyar O RBA
1 Ardas hai wich tere Drbar O RBA
Sanu bhave kuj dyi na dyi
pr puri kri yaaran d murad O RBA.

Aj bik jane de sari khushiya meri, pr tera hr gum kharidne de mujhe. tu hans le mere hisse ki sari hansi, par tere hr dard pe rone de mujhe.

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Aj bik jane de sari khushiya meri,
pr tera hr gum kharidne de mujhe.
tu hans le mere hisse ki sari hansi,
par tere hr dard pe rone de mujhe.

Khuda Muje Aisi Khudai Na De,…

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Khuda Muje Aisi Khudai Na De,
Ki Apne Siwa Kuch Dikhai Na De,
Muje Aisi “JANNAT” Ki Jarurat Nahi,
Jahaan se MerE “DOST” Dikhai Na De..

Har kadam pe aapka ehsas chahiye Muje apka sath apne sath chahiye Khuda B ro pade hmari judai dekhkar Muje is rishte me itna vishwas chahiye..

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Har kadam pe aapka ehsas chahiye
Muje apka sath apne sath chahiye
Khuda B ro pade hmari judai dekhkar
Muje is rishte me itna vishwas chahiye..

Teri Surat Ko Nigahon Mein Basa Kar Rakhun,…

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Teri Surat Ko Nigahon Mein Basa Kar Rakhun,
Dil Ye Kehta Hai Tujhe Tujh Se Chura Kr Rakhun,

Tujhe Dekhun, Tujhe Chahun, Tujhi Se Pyar Karun,
Tere Rang Roop Ko Main Sab Se Chupa Kr Rakhun,

Kar Loon Qaid Apny Dil Mein Tere Jeevan Ko,
Tujhe Main Ishq Ki Zanjeer Pehna Kar Rakhun,

Koi Bhi Jaan Na Paye Teri Ankhon Ki Gehrai,
Main Tujhe Aisi Kanwal Jheel Bana Kar Rakhun..