Monthly Archives: May 2011

After breakup Girls and Boys

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Girls eat chocolate after breakup because sweetness in chocolate make them forget the bitterness of the break up. Guys drink alcohol because bitterness of alcohol makes them forget the sweetness of girl.

Excellent message

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Excellent message: Every minute is a gift; thats why we call it PRESENT. So enjoy the life moment to moment.

Stories our parents raised us with

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Little red riding hood did not listen to her mother. Snow White lived with seven men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. These are the stories our parents raised us with; and then they complain our generations messed up?

Jack in Library for Psychotherapist book

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Jack goes to a Library and asks for a book: Psycho The Rapist. The Librarian searches for many hours; came back slaps and says: Idiot; the book is called Psychotherapist.

Quote by Jerry in Cartoon

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Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon: A Person Who Irritates you Always is the one Who Likes you Very Much But Fails to Express it.

Mangi thi dua maine Rabse

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Mangi thi dua maine Rabse; Dena KOI KHAS jo alag ho sabse; Mila diya khuda ne humko aapse; Aur kaha sambhalo ise; Ye ANMOL hai sabse.

Whoever made ABCD

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Whoever made ABCD is a great person but did only one mistake. He made I very far from U. other wise they use to meet daily!

Sculpters inspirational Answer

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Man Asked a Sculptor: How Do you Make Such Beautiful Idols from Stone? He Replied: Idols and Images are Already Hidden There. I Remove jut unwanted stone only. Same Way your HAPPINESS is HIDDEN With u. Just Remove your WORRIES. lead a happy life.

A sweet poem about TATTI

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A sweet poem about TATTI: Tatti meri pyri tatti; sauchalaya ki rani tatti; subh subh jab aye tatti; ghar angan mehkaye tatti; pili tatti; kali tatti haye re meri nyari tatti; kudrat ka dastur nirala sabko he aye hai tatti; khul k jo na aye tatti sacchi bada sataye tatti; lagatar jo aye tatti sbke hosh udaye tatti; pet k andr factory kaisi jo ki roj banaye tatti; ye msg sabko kr dena vrna ruk jayegi teri TATTI.

Girl and Boy on features

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GIRL to another girl: You are beautiful. Other girl: Thank You. You are beautiful too! BOY to another boy: You are handsome. Other boy: Go aside YOU gay.