Monthly Archives: September 2011

Most Common Dialogues During Exam. - oye kinna likhea e? - zor nal bol prava k…

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Most Common Dialogues During Exam.

– oye kinna likhea e?

– zor nal bol prava kuj sunda nai aa..

– Madam g mai te bs quetion e pucheya c..

– oye tu dass ha, koi nai vekh reha

– yar apni var tu boht mada aa kuj dsda e nai tu..

– ah chapter kdo karvaya c ?

– Yaar 1 din hor mil janda te padh lende.

– Rabba! bass is var paas kara devi..
Agli var pura mn lga k pdhai karunga ! :D :D :P

Marjana Deep

Hitt ”Like” and ”comment” if u r a BOY or a GIRL ignore this if u r….. O…

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Hitt ”Like” and ”comment” if u r a BOY or a GIRL

ignore this if u r…..

Ohh

ohh

oooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooo

:0 :D :p :p hahahahahahahahahahaha

Marjana Deep

Students Ki Notebook Ka Last Page kholo toh usme Mile Ga ? ? 1. Love K (percent…

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Students Ki Notebook Ka Last Page kholo toh usme Mile Ga ? ?

1. Love K (percentage) % Check Karne Wali Game. :D

2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali Gayi Ink. :)

3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K Liye Likhi Gai Batein.:)

4. Cross V/S Zero Game :p

5. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam Aur Us Par Pen Se Itna Ghisna K Usay Koi Na Parh Sake..:D

6.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types.. :D :P :0

hahahahahaha lollzzz which 1 is ur..?
–––•(-• * Marjana Deep * •-)•–––

JALANDHAR jini shaan nahi, AMRITSAR jina daan nahi, FIROZPUR jini dhup nahi,…

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JALANDHAR jini shaan nahi,

AMRITSAR jina daan nahi,

FIROZPUR jini dhup nahi,

HOSHIARPUR jine rukh nahi,

BATHINDE jini reta nahi,

MOGE jini masheen nahi,

MUKATSAR jini jameen nahi,

CHANDIGARH wargi koi sadak nahi

te SADE PIND warga koi Swarg nahi..

Hitt “like” if u agree :)
baki tuhada ki kehna hai ji. Pind vdia ya city.??

Marjana Deep

GIRL ki party me jane ki taiyari:- Eye shadow Eye liner Lip gloss Lipstick Nail…

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GIRL ki party me jane ki taiyari:-
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lip gloss
Lipstick
Nail paints
Rouge blush
Diff Creams
Kajal

Wear d bst dress

& still say-Kya yar jldi-jldi me kuch kia hi nai

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BOY ki party me jane ki taiyari-
Dost ko phone lgake:-

‘oye tu naha k ayenga?’

Reply-Mama mere kehra peo da viah aa.

chal me ta naha lwa?

Rply-o tu kpde pa te jldi aa tenu shagan ni lgna othe.
:D :P :)

gud morng g ajo hajri lgao sare,naha baad ch leo :p
Marjana Deep

~~Exam Songs~~ 1. Amrinder Gill-> Pass krade rabba, changhe numberan de nal…..

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~~Exam Songs~~

1. Amrinder Gill-> Pass krade rabba, changhe numberan de nal..

2. Gurdas Maan->Paper poora kariye ji, bhaven gappan maar ke bhariye..

3. Babbu Maan-> Uchian positiona de supne na dekh, jadon aunda ae result ehe tut jandian..

4. Harjeet harman-> Gal pas hon di kar sajna, ehna numbran ch ki rakheya… :p

:0 :D :D :p
“hahahhahahah lollz” tusi ki kehnde c exams ch yaaroo??? aajo khull k dsso sare sanggna nai aa kise ne :p :D

Marjana Deep

Dosto ek Research ke mutabiq sb ka kehna hai ki larkian larkon se zyada mehnati…

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Dosto ek Research ke mutabiq sb ka kehna hai ki larkian larkon se zyada mehnati hoti hain..
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tuhanu pta kiwen??
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10
Larkia’n naturally
khoobsurat hoti hain
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Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat aur makeup se.. :0 :D :p

”hahahahahahaha”
…good morng ji… hit ‘like’ if u agree,,, Vese tuhada ki kehna es bare? :D

Marjana Deep

♣ EH DUNIYA TAN KUDIA DI AA ♣ kudi jyada hasse tan. She z cheerful.! Agr mund…

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♣ EH DUNIYA TAN KUDIA DI AA ♣

kudi jyada hasse tan.
She z cheerful.!

Agr munda jyada hasse
Mannerless.!

kudi mitha bole tan
She iz charming.!

Munda mitha Bole tan
Flirt kar raha hai.!

kudi shoping kre tan
She is trendy.!

Munda shoping kare tan
Parents ki money waste kar raha hai.!

Kudi Group naal turdi hai tan
It is group.!

Munda group nal turda tan
vekh kanjar kiwen GANG bnayi firde aa.! :0 :D :p

“hahahahahahah” dosto Ajeha qu hunda hai?? :p
hit ‘LIKE’ if u agree

Marjana Deep

Riste todti hai "GF” Insan ko tanha karti hai "GF" Na aane dena dil k pass ka…

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Riste todti hai “GF”

Insan ko tanha karti
hai “GF”

Na aane dena dil k pass kabhi isko

Kyunki
Dil se Dhadkan ko juda karti hai “GF”
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GF means
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GALAT FEHMI Yaar

Girlfriend ta boht changi hundi aa :p :D :0

Hahahahaha lolz
sahi hai na..????
Hit”Like” :p
Marjana Deep

Ik Desi interview lyi gya. Interviewer: tell me the opposite of good. Desi: bad…

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Ik Desi interview lyi gya.

Interviewer: tell me the opposite of good.
Desi: bad

Interviewer: ugly
Desi: Pichli

Interviewer: ugly.??
Desi: sir Pichli

Interviewer: shut up!
Desi: keep talking

interviewer: Oh God!
Desi: Oh devil!

Interviewer: You are rejected.
Desi: o burrrrrraaaahhh I am selected! :p :D :D

hahahaha lolzz
kida mitro?… Aajooo apa v gapp mariye :p first hitt ”Like” :ppp

Marjana Deep