A baniya drowning after a shipwreck. And laughing.
Another drowning person- why are u laughing stupid?
Baniya- thank god I didn’t pay for the return ticket 
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A baniya drowning after a shipwreck. And laughing. Another drowning person- why…
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’…
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?
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1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
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A New Vaccum Salesman Knocked On The Door. A Lady Opened It. Before She Could Sp…
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A New Vaccum Salesman Knocked On The Door.
A Lady Opened It.
Before She Could Speak, The Salesman Rushed Into The Living Room
And Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shit On The Carpet.
Salesman:
Madam, If I Couldn’t Clean This Up
With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner,
I’ll Eat All This Shit !
Lady:
Do You Need Chilli Sauce With That?
Salesman:
Why Madam?
Lady:
Because There’s No Electricty In The House.
Moral:
Dont be over smart.
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Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0% . . Q: In Which Battle Did Napo…
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Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%
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Q: In Which Battle Did Napolean Died?
A: His Last Battle.
Q: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?
A: At The Bottom Of The Page.
Q: River Ravi Flows In Which State?
A: Liquid.
Q: What’s The Main Reason For Divorce?
A:Marriage.
Q:What’s The Main Reason For Failure?
A: Exams… (:
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